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Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
So they tried
Still no good
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
share office space ...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.